Tragedy! You set out to read a negative review of a piece of media you dislike, only to find that the critic is being completely unfair to it and making a bunch of bad, unsupportable arguments.

Me: “Disney live action remakes are soulless cash grabs that deny the original writers and artists the credit they deserve”
Some fucking chud: “Exactly! They never should have started wokeifying all their movies”
Me:

image

I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.


Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"


and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"

I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines

im-taako-you-know-from-tv:
“tadakiba:
“turing-tested:
“ indiecup:
“ turing-tested:
“i was looking everywhere in the car for my vape because i lost it and I found these instead
”
I’m astounded at the level of personality that can be predicted from the...

i was looking everywhere in the car for my vape because i lost it and I found these instead

I’m astounded at the level of personality that can be predicted from the word vape and these glasses.

this is the meanest thing anyone’s ever said to me in my entire life but I can’t even argue with this. what could I possibly say to defend myself in this instance. this was a one hit KO. this was a murder. this was a fucking slaughter and I have only myself to blame

the floor of mt dew and gatorade brings out a whole ‘nother level, we just know this dudes mother fucking life story.

image

image

This has done more positive impact for the autistic community than any autism organization has.

2006-2008 Dodge Ram 1500

@prozdvoices being a fucking champ

Screenshot of prozd YouTube video titled "I was PERMANENTLY BANNED from tiktok in a week"ALT

and he's been permanently banned already what a legend

A screenshot of two consecutive tumblr replies from different users. The first reads "you ranked dog above top hat. Crime" and the second one reads "why are you guys actually arguing about which monopoly pieces are more fuckable"ALT

It's the Battleship, babes

image

I tell you this made me laugh way harder than it should have...

for everyone here who remembers my Peanut Lore:

y’all need to know that the other day at work someone brought in peanuts and gave me some and listen if you ever wanna create a hostile work environment literally just eat peanuts in a non-standard way and watch how everyone’s training on diversity and inclusion goes out the fucking window

image

it was one time and it was discrete!

this clip is only one and a half minutes but manages to fit so many hard-hitting goofs

the way tumblr is trying to distance itself from being a blogging platform is fucking. infuriating!!

like do you not know this is your strength!!! I want to be able to visit other people’s pages that have been CUSTOM MADE for their purpose!!! ARTISTS HAVE LINKS AND TAGS FOR THEIR ART!!!  COMMUNITIES AND HELP/TUTORIAL BLOGS HAVE TAGS FOR SPECIFIC QUIERIES!!! WRITERS CAN LINK ME TO THEIR STORIES!!! IT HELPS BOTH THE POSTERS AND THE CONSUMERS TO MODERATE THE EXPERIENCE TO THEIR LIKING!!!!

SENDING PEOPLE TO THAT UNSLIGHTLY “BOARD” OF A “BLOG” THAT APPEARS NOW WHEN YOU CLICK THE NAME OF THE BLOG INSTEAD OF SENDING YOU TO THE ACTUAL BLOG IS SUCH A DUMBASS MOVE? IT DOESNT EVEN ALLOW LINKS!!! I CANT DO SHIT ON THERE!!! I CANT FIND WHAT IM THERE FOR!!!! IT MAKES ME NOT WANT TO USE IT!!!!

TUMBLR IS/USED TO BE THE MOST FLEXIBLE AND THAT WAS ITS BIGGEST MERIT!!! YOU HAVE ONE OF THE BEST TAGGING SYSTEMS AND YOU WONT LET ME USE IT TO ITS FULL POTENTIAL!!! 

YOU CAN FOSTER COMMUNITIES, YOU LET PEOPLE KEEP MULTIPLE SIDE BLOGS WITHOUT HAVING TO SIGN IN WITH A DIFFERENT EMAIL, YOU ALLOW VIDEOS AND AUDIO AND +4 PHOTOS PER POST!!!! TWITTER CANT HAVE THAT!! TIKTOK CANT HAVE THAT!! REDDIT CANT HAVE THAT!!! FACEBOOK CANT HAVE THAT!!!

IM SO SICK OF THIS TWITTERIFICATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"mayhaps the reason giant corporate social media is hellish is because Man is Plagued by Original Sin" that's cool Hobbes, I'm having a great time on the small mastodon instance my friend runs from her apartment a few blocks from me. today we picked blueberries in a municipal park, it was great!

Always nice when math helps make it all the more clear how ridiculously reasonable the worker demands are.

This is what the studios have brought everything to a grinding halt for.

@staff openly tagging face selfies of trans women as sexual content after you already lost ONE lawsuit over queerphobic moderation is quite a fucking move

Lawsuit (linked here) required tumblr to:

  • Train all employees (including subcontractors) on New York City Human Rights Law and unconscious bias, with a focus on sexual orientation and gender identity
  • Have humans review user appeals on adult content. Previously they only had humans review post-removal appeals
  • Revise the language used in appeal process for users
  • Search random sample of previously filed appeals for terms involving sexual orientation and gender identity to identify bias and retrain AI image classifier
  • Hire an expert in image classification to remove algorithmic bias around sexual orientation and gender identity and train employees on addressing image classification bias.
  • Have an image classification expert complete a evaluation on bias in moderation and steps taken to address it.
  • Search filed appeals after new review process in place for terms involving sexual orientation and gender identity to identify bias. Monthly reports of bias will be sent to New York City's Commission on Human Rights for 18 months.

Would be very interested to see these reports on bias as clearly it has not worked!

They also terminated someone's blog that she had for ten years for disputing the report by walking through all the community guidelines that she did not break. They claimed it was a mistake and would be unflagged and instead

1. Her account was terminated

2. The post remains flagged

This isn't a glitch. This isn't a coincidence. This is targeted harrassment.

I'll Sing Your Song (Hatsune Miku Barbershop Quartet)Louie Zongimage
image

had an idea for a barbershop quartet Hatsune Miku ballad.........

(lyrics below the cut!)

Keep reading

who are you when you are not watching tv or movies? when you aren't playing video games or reading a book or fanfiction or listening to music or whatever other kind of media that you engage with? who are you when your mind isn't in another world or story, when you are forced to sit with yourself and the only experience you have is your own sensorial life? can you define yourself outside of what you consume? who is that person? do you like them? can you bear it? can you bear it?

i am not asking if you can sit completely still and do absolutely nothing. are the only options a) consuming media or b) doing nothing? what lies outside of that? if you were to create space for a version of you outside of that, who might that be?

1 2 3 4 5 Next